Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space

Chuck Magee

Charles Reese / Lobsters

Brent G. Baker

Captain

Douglass Hoffman

DJ Cowspank (as Doug Hoffman)

Bo Bolin

The Cocaine King

Kat Andrews

Alex Bailey

Robert McMonarch

Chad

Austin Berndt

Brad

Brandon Conrad

Tad

Rick Snowdon

Steve

Alvin Clausen

Yuppie(as Alvin Klausen)

Christopher 'Toph' Holland

Drug Dealer

Brian Mosher

Garage Victim

Jess Carroll

Cop #1

Eryca Latham

Cop #2

Max 'Pizza' Rottweiler

Cop #3

Celeste Worrell

Cop #4

Caity O'Grady

Cop #5

Garrett Hayes

Larry

Kirk Kindle

Golfer

Riley Vannoy

Crab-Wich Guy