I Want Candy

Tom Riley

Joe

Tom Burke

Baggy

Carmen Electra

Candy

Eddie Marsan

Doug Perry

Michelle Ryan

Lila Owens

Mackenzie Crook

Dulberg

Felicity Montagu

Val, Joe's Mum

Philip Jackson

Stephen, Joe's Dad

Jimmy Carr

Video Store Guy

John Standing

Michael de Vere

Carl Prekopp

Vlad

Rasmus Hardiker

Christi

Colin Michael Carmichael

Gabi

Stephanie Blacker

Tiffany Thomas

Giles Alderson

Carl

Sid Mitchell

Robby

Martin Savage

Priest

Nick Nevern

Angry Mourner

Miranda Hart

Working Title Receptionist

Molly Hallam

Smashing Films Receptionist