El Maestro Del Disfraz

Dana Carvey

Pistachio Disguisey

Brent Spiner

Devlin Bowman

Jennifer Esposito

Jennifer Baker

Harold Gould

Grandfather Disguisey

James Brolin

Fabbrizio Disguisey

Austin Wolff

Barney Baker

Edie McClurg

Mother Disguisey

Maria Canals-Barrera

Sophia (as Maria Canals)

Robert Machray

Texas Man

Michael Bailey Smith

Henchman

Rachel Lederman

Texas Wife

Mark Devine

Trent

Kenan Thompson

Kenan

Jay Johnston

Rex

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Lee Keller

Group Dancer

Vincent Riverside

Henchman

Mark Ginther

Henchman

Carrick O'Quinn

Henchman

Mitch Silpa

Henchman