Smart Alec

Antony Alda

Rodney

Lucinda Crosby

Carla

Natasha Kautsky

Julie

Kerry Remsen

Samantha

Ben Glass

Alec Carroll

Orson Bean

Arthur Fitzgerald

David Hedison

Frank Wheeler

Bill Henderson

Julie's Agent

Dick Yarmy

Chuck

Biff Yeager

Myron

Amber Denyse Austin

Jennifer Von Cramm

Kendall Carly Browne

Ruby

Bob Furniss

Otto Von Cramm

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Self

John Lawrence

Ad Director

Jomarie Ward

Wheeler's Secretary

Shashawnee Hall

Big Grip

John Heaner

Music Video Director

Julie Jeter

Suzy

Karen Elliot

Receptionist