Never Too Young to Die

John Stamos

Lance Stargrove

Vanity

Danja Deering

Gene Simmons

Velvet Von Ragnar

George Lazenby

Drew Stargrove

Robert Englund

Riley

Peter Kwong

Cliff

Ed Brock

Pyramid

John Anderson

Arliss

Tara Buckman

Sacrificed Punkette

Curtis Taylor

Barton

Jon Greene

Coach Madsen

Tim Colceri

Grady

John Miranda

Mr. Wilder

Patrick Wright

Exploding Biker

Gary Kasper

Wrestler

Art Payton

Minister

Ivar Mireles

Waitress

Randy Hall

Minkie

Branscombe Richmond

Minkie's Partner

Larry Leverett

Scarred man in dune costume