Swing

Hugo Speer

Martin Luxford

Lisa Stansfield

Joan Woodcock

Paul Usher

Liam Luxford

Rita Tushingham

Mags Luxford

Tom Bell

Sid Luxford

Alexei Sayle

Mighty Mac

Tom Georgeson

Uncle Matty

Scot Williams

Buddy

Danny McCall

Andy

Clarence Clemons

Jack

James Hicks

Oi

Nerys Hughes

Maria

Del Henney

Colin Wooton

Jon Huyton

Terry Storey

Dermot Keaney

Arnold

Eddie Webber

Cockney Wanker

Gavin Watson

Orangeman Pianist

Carl Chase

Heavy Metal Landlord

Chris Walker

Prison Warder