Waxie Moon in Fallen Jewel

Marc Kenison

Waxie Moon

Sarah Rudinoff

Sahara / Betsy

Marya Sea Kaminski

Mariah

Erin Douglass

Polly

Jinkx Monsoon

Self / Davey

Lynn Shelton

Mean Tabloid Lady

Brandon Petty

Doctor

Judith Shahn

Judge

Ben Andrews

Guy in Thong

Wes Hurley

Harlequin

John Osebold

Caine Blackwell

Sage Price

Cliff

Keira McDonald

Margaret

Robert 'El Vez' Lopez

Jerry

Lou Henry Hoover

Self / Cheerleader

Nick Garrison

Aerobics Instructor

Luminous Pariah

Aerobics Class Student

BenDeLaCreme

2 For 1 Special

Miss Inga Engenue

Daughter / Cheerleader

Damian Puggelli

Cliff's Model