Burglar

Whoopi Goldberg

Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr

Bobcat Goldthwait

Carl Hefler

G.W. Bailey

Ray Kirschman

Lesley Ann Warren

Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake

John Goodman

Detective Nyswander

Vyto Ruginis

K.E. Graybow

James Handy

Carson Verrill

Anne DeSalvo

Detective Todras

Elizabeth Ruscio

Frankie

Larry Mintz

Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno

Raye Birk

The Jogger

Eric Poppick

Deliveryman

Scott Lincoln

Man in Cadillac

Thom Bray

Shoplifter in Bookstore

Jack O'Leary

Ray's Friend

Mike Pniewski

Man in Grey Uniform #1

Ethan Phillips

Bartender at Parker's on Fifth

Michael Nesmith

Cabbie

Hugh Wilson

Customer at Mayday

Nathan Davis

Mr. Paggif