Batsh*t Bride

Meghan Falcone

Heather

Josh Covitt

Bryce

Jonny Svarzbein

Paul

Alicia Giangrisostomi

Becky

Shaina Vorspan

Cindy

Kayla Conroy

Gretchen

Patrick Collins

Mr. Papadopoulos

Thee Suburbia

Pandora

Ernesto Nodal

Richard

Wanda Nobles Colon

Mrs. Rodriguez

Allison Lopez

Maria

Marilee Talkington

Theresa

Jonathan Mielec

Gary

Emmanuel Monot

Guillaume

Julie Zelman

Cheryl

Matt Cutler

Drunk Homeless Guy

Justin Clark

That Other Homeless Guy

Amanda Brooke Lerner

Aunt Suzannah

Alfred Rosenblatt

Grandfather Christos

Donna Swensen

Great-Grandmother Adonia